With thanks to NH State Representative Bob Kingsbury.

"Kingsbury tells fellow reps there's link between kindergarten & crime"

©2012 Beverly Woods

I went to kindergarten, I learned to tell the time

And that was the beginning of my life of crime

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I went to kindergarten and I have never been the same.

I went to kindergarten, began to learn to read

And to organize my cubby - skills every criminal needs

1 and 1 are 2, 2 and 1 are 3

I should have stayed home learned my social skills from TV

2 and 2 are 4, 4 and 1 are 5

Send the paddy wagon, kindergarteners have arrived!

2 and 1 are 3, 3 and 3 are 6,

My moral compass broke in kindergarten now it can’t be fixed

3 and 4 are 7, 4 and 4 are 8

I went to kindergarten and that sealed my awful fate

4 and 5 are 9, 5 and 5 are 10

Education is expensive, well let’s try ignorance then!

Kindergarten’s evil and Head Start is depraved

Thank heavens for the budget cuts, our children will be saved!

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